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        "Nobody from chemistry is making the lipolicide we need.",
        "I'm tired of being bald. Don't ask for a recall unless you bring the virologist's head to Bridge.",
        "I am on my third hairloss virus of the shift, which is not getting cured (No, those vaccines in medbay do nto work), there is a zombie outbreak, and brig is a hole, apparently.",
        "Recall when medbay gets me my fucking diphenhydramine Captain",
        "voted djfaksjfdnkdasjfklasd",
        "Its not gonna be recalled this time."
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        "date": "2021-11-05 03:13:19.000000",
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