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        "NINJA REAL, NUKIES REAL, WIZ REAL, WE'RE GOING HOME and also I own a pipegun for home defense, since that's what the Founders intended. Four redshirts broke into my house. "What the devil?" I said, as I grabbed my powdered wig and Maint rifle. Blew a golf ball sized dart through the first man, he was dead on the spot. Drew my pistol on the second man and missed him entirely because it's smoothbore and nailed the neighbor's felinid. I had to resort to the trash cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with trashballs. "Tally ho lads!" I yelled, as the trashball shredded two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix Spear and charged the last terrified rapscallion. He bled out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds were impossible to stitch up. Just as the founders intended. HONK HONK - The clown",
        "HINK HONK HONK HUNKE HUNK HONK HONK honk HJONK honk honk honk honk honk HINK HONK HONK HUNKE HUNK HONK HONK honk HJONK honk honk honk honk honk HINK HONK HONK HUNKE HUNK HONK HONK honk HJONK honk honk honk honk honk HINK HONK HONK HUNKE HUNK HONK HONK honk HJONK honk honk honk honk honk HINK HONK HONK HUNKE HUNK HONK HONK honk HJONK honk honk honk honk honkHINK HONK HONK HUNKE HUNK HONK HONK honk HJONK honk honk honk honk honk - The Clown",
        "Ai is filled with funni gas and protoss are raiding the station for parts. Time to go",
        "I own a musket fow home defense, since that's what the founding fathews intended. Fouw wuffians bwoke into my house. "What the deviw?" I said, as I gwabbed my powdewed wig and Kentucky wifwe. Bwew a gowf baww sized howe thwough the fiwst man, he was dead on the spot. Dwew my pistow on the second man and missed him entiwewy because it's smoothbowe and I watew found out that it naiwed the neighbows dog. I had to wesowt to the cannon mounted at the top of the staiws woaded with gwape shot. "Tawwy ho wads!" I yewwed, as the gwape shot shwedded two men in the bwast, the sound and shwapnew set off caw awawms. I mounted my twusty waw howse, Chawwes, and chawged the wast tewwified wapscawwion. Impawing him with my standawd issue 2 foot bayonet. He bwed out waiting on the powice to awwive since twianguwaw bayonet wounds wewe impossibwe to stitch up. Just as the founding fathews intended. - The Mime",
        "Protoss are raiding and someone is trying to put a paragrah to call",
        "i raise the bet for a call",
        "Retard killed protoss raiding"
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