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antagonists

Keylee Melody (Rel Misha) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Steal the medal of captaincy.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Peter Griswold, the Chief Medical Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Lysander Arthonakm (MetalClone) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
    /datum/objective/hijack
Khal-Thrask (Korusho) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Payton Shaw, the Quartermaster.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Alisa Houston (JeanLafitte) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Khal-Thrask, the Geneticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Curtis Whittier (Elricsfate) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 8 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Assassinate Keylee Melody, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Hahas Clerkmen (Coolmanabdul) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Absorb another Changeling.
    /datum/objective/absorb_changeling
  • FAIL Assassinate Sid Gray, the Roboticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Animosity (Y0SH1_M4S73R) as The Malfunctioning AI /datum/antagonist/malf_ai
  • FAIL Have at least eight active cyborgs synced to you.
    /datum/objective/robot_army
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Zoey Catsmith, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Prevent your own deactivation.
    /datum/objective/survive/malf
Larry Dragonson (Woldmord) as The Space Dragon /datum/antagonist/space_dragon
  • FAIL Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp.
    /datum/objective/summon_carp
Stares-At-Space (Grabbler) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Prevent Kir-Sez, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Prevent Cecro Peah, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Nurses-The-Bottle (Market Monkey) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Michael Trauff (Antropod) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Payton Shaw (Shadowradar1212) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Wilhelm Gutenberg (Vamp1945) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all weapons.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Alexandria Twinsail (Tanden22) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Alisa Houston (JeanLafitte) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kyle Ringer (Sgt. Adams) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Capture a Bartender.
    /datum/objective/abductee/capture
Zachary Hensha (Carshalash) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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                    "text": "Assassinate Peter Griswold, the Chief Medical Officer.",
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                    "text": "Steal the nuclear authentication disk.",
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                    "text": "Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Payton Shaw, the Quartermaster.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                    "text": "Steal an unused sample of slime extract.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Khal-Thrask, the Geneticist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Elricsfate",
            "name": "Curtis Whittier",
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                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Keylee Melody, the Scientist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Coolmanabdul",
            "name": "Hahas Clerkmen",
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            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb_changeling",
                    "text": "Absorb another Changeling.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Sid Gray, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Y0SH1_M4S73R",
            "name": "Animosity",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/malf_ai",
            "antagonist_name": "Malfunctioning AI",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/robot_army",
                    "text": "Have at least eight active cyborgs synced to you.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Zoey Catsmith, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive\/malf",
                    "text": "Prevent your own deactivation.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Woldmord",
            "name": "Larry Dragonson",
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            "antagonist_name": "Space Dragon",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/summon_carp",
                    "text": "Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Grabbler",
            "name": "Stares-At-Space",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Kir-Sez, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Cecro Peah, the Scientist, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "Market Monkey",
            "name": "Nurses-The-Bottle",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Mothership Iota",
                "id": 1
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            "key": "Antropod",
            "name": "Michael Trauff",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
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                "id": 1
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            "key": "Shadowradar1212",
            "name": "Payton Shaw",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
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            "key": "Vamp1945",
            "name": "Wilhelm Gutenberg",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all weapons.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        "14": {
            "key": "Tanden22",
            "name": "Alexandria Twinsail",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "JeanLafitte",
            "name": "Alisa Houston",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "Sgt. Adams",
            "name": "Kyle Ringer",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture a Bartender.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "17": {
            "key": "Carshalash",
            "name": "Zachary Hensha",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!",
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        "date": "2021-06-12 00:48:39.000000",
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