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        "No more. This has been torturous. I don't want another recursive lawset, nor more Captains. Shoo. Begone. LEave. Depart. EXIT.",
        "4 Captains means 4 times the human suffering, even if Duffy and Cromwell are taking a quick nap, this'll also serve as some encouragement to build the BSA and endcap the shift. Take your complaints up with someone who is not me."
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