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                    "text": "Assassinate Jaiden Goebbles, the Geneticist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "name": "Friend Computer",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Innocent Houston, the Station Engineer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Julia Elliston, the Paramedic.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive\/malf",
                    "text": "Prevent your own deactivation.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Gottingtonballbags",
            "name": "Ismael Punchbeef",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a reflector trenchcoat.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Cat348",
            "name": "Doctor Professor Clown Ph. D",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 20 research nodes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Heart Emoji, the Mime.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "HomeBase1023",
            "name": "Jaiden Goebbles",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Rhials Duffy, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "MysticIllusionz",
            "name": "James Foster",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "key": "Bobson Dugnutt",
            "name": "Major Dumas",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank).",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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            "key": "NoxVS",
            "name": "James Knox",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Ismael Punchbeef, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Hadrian Melik, the Botanist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Hatman0416",
            "name": "Marie Rimanah",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Skye Nicholson, the Cargo Technician.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "CoolDude22333",
            "name": "Killer Hazuki",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ninja",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Ninja",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/cyborg_hijack",
                    "text": "Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aide you in sabotaging the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 24 research nodes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/door_jack",
                    "text": "Use your gloves to doorjack 36 airlocks on the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/plant_explosive",
                    "text": "Detonate your starter bomb in Engineering Storage.  Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/security_scramble",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/terror_message",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive",
                    "text": "Stay alive until the end.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        },
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            "name": "Khal-Thrask",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Beta",
                "id": 1
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            "key": "MimicFaux",
            "name": "Hadrian Melik",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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                "name": "Mothership Beta",
                "id": 1
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        },
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            "key": "Azazy",
            "name": "Dan De-Lam",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "MurkyDirect",
            "name": "Lorraine Hitayin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair.  Save people from this invasion.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Cucumber32",
            "name": "Siku-Ahkri",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "RaveRadbury",
            "name": "Heart Emoji",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all blue!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "mithrastrismegistus",
            "name": "Mate Starhull",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 2
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        },
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            "key": "datlegion",
            "name": "Mate Cometkeel",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "Cat348",
            "name": "Doctor Professor Clown Ph. D",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You must escape the station! Get the shuttle called!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "LordQuailius",
            "name": "Kasanagi Jones",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Mirino",
            "name": "Actually-Is-Human",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "rocko1345",
            "name": "Captain Oorthull",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
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            "key": "Bobson Dugnutt",
            "name": "Major Dumas",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extended metaphors.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "Dmeto",
            "name": "Sid Gray",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "25": {
            "key": "Dramatic_Pause",
            "name": "Amelia Shipwright",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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    "id": 5392392,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2021-01-10 03:25:31.000000",
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        "timezone": "UTC"
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    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
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Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/security_scramble\",\"text\":\"Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/terror_message\",\"text\":\"Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station.  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