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        "Now this is a story for you kids... a Head of Security.. a shit one at that... came after I the HoP instated a robust assistant to his job started attacking the mimes in brig (Who probably did something i dont know) with a shotgun. I let the mimes out and freed them from the evil HoS who was promptly beat the fuck up by the mimes and killed. I told the mimes that they will the security officers our shuttle needs and so far they have yet to dissapoint me. Moral of the story? Dont fuck with mimes."
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