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                    "text": "Prevent Evola Vickers, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Plum Lavigne, the Shaft Miner.",
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                    "text": "Download 29 research nodes.",
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                    "text": "Prevent Jones Indiana, the Botanist, from escaping alive.",
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                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Peanut Arbuckle, the Assistant.",
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                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Baked Potato, the Mime.",
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                    "text": "You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!",
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            "name": "Slimdick Jim",
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                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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                "id": 1
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "obey clyde dawson",
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                    "text": "Protect Nat Wheeler, the Assistant.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Declan Cooper, the Assistant.",
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                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 5 people.",
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            "key": "Funtato",
            "name": "Brother Brog",
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                    "text": "you are a god of desease and the station is just a toy for your experiments",
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            "key": "Nabski",
            "name": "Gene Ball",
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                    "text": "You know that the skeleton has perished. Hold a seance to call it from the spirit realm.",
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                    "text": "ultamate joy in life is acheved by escapeing perma then turning yourself in to sec and calling them bad  at their job",
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            "key": "Idiot Mr Bones",
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                "name": "Swarmers",
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            "key": "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin",
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                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.",
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            "key": "O0cyann0o",
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                "id": 2
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                "id": 2
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                "name": "Swarmers",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "Mystralta",
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                "name": "Swarmers",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "Firebudgy",
            "name": "swarmer",
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                "name": "Swarmers",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "Firebudgy",
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            "key": "Werebane",
            "name": "Mike Rathen",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
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            "name": "Roger Bradberton",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.",
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            "name": "Callie Carr",
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                    "text": "you are human and must collect shoes",
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            "key": "Bluedazzled",
            "name": "Callie Carr",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!",
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            "key": "Jaukkuri",
            "name": "Evola Vickers",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.",
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            "team": []
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2020-10-24 01:27:25.000000",
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