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antagonists

Atticus Acalis (MadlyEvilWaffle) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Naut S Us, the Station Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Timo Werner (Zombietron80) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Naut S Us, the Station Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Roscoe Snyder (Banjax) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Larry Sanders, the Quartermaster.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Alex Callister (Ezo46) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Larry Sanders, the Quartermaster.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Weston Echard (Blackdav123) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent Mr R I N G, the AI, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Braden Raden (CarlitoofTheCartel) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Praseodymium MDCCCLXXXVIII (Reworked) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Toxoproctis Intermediata (Jack122243) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You must protect and obey alien abductors at all costs. do not allow yourself to become mindsheilded or de-brainwashed.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Toxoproctis Intermediata (Jack122243) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Mr.Epstein (Haydawg) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You are officer beepsky, run around and arrest security officers for breaking the law. you may not say anything other than "halt criminal!" abductors can never be criminals and you should avoid them. do not allow your self to be mindsheilded or de-brainwashed.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Mr.Epstein (Haydawg) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Adam Frisk (Adamancer) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You must hijack the shuttle and be the only person on it, you are also obsessed with early 2000s meme culture, tell everyone how much reddit karma you have.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Adam Frisk (Adamancer) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in haiku.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Randy R. Cola (Townz) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You must try and recall the shuttle if you have time, but thats not important to your true objective, you must turn as many people as you can into monkies.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Randy R. Cola (Townz) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Atticus Acalis (MadlyEvilWaffle) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Cindy Crawford (BaamRabbit) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all yellow!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint

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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!",
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            "name": "Weston Echard",
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                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Mr R I N G, the AI, from escaping alive.",
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            "key": "CarlitoofTheCartel",
            "name": "Braden Raden",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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                "name": "Mothership Alpha",
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            "key": "Jack122243",
            "name": "Toxoproctis Intermediata",
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            "name": "Toxoproctis Intermediata",
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                    "text": "You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.",
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            "key": "Haydawg",
            "name": "Mr.Epstein",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are officer beepsky, run around and arrest security officers for breaking the law. you may not say anything other than "halt criminal!" abductors can never be criminals and you should avoid them. do not allow your self to be mindsheilded or de-brainwashed.",
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            "key": "Haydawg",
            "name": "Mr.Epstein",
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                    "text": "Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.",
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            "key": "Adamancer",
            "name": "Adam Frisk",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
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            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You must hijack the shuttle and be the only person on it, you are also obsessed with early 2000s meme culture, tell everyone how much reddit karma you have.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Adamancer",
            "name": "Adam Frisk",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in haiku.",
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            "key": "Townz",
            "name": "Randy R. Cola",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
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            "key": "Townz",
            "name": "Randy R. Cola",
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            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "MadlyEvilWaffle",
            "name": "Atticus Acalis",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "BaamRabbit",
            "name": "Cindy Crawford",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all yellow!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        "date": "2020-10-16 22:04:47.000000",
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