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antagonists

Leonard Mengele (Spencleb) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Larry Johnson, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Download 27 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sneed St. Vincent (Wicca Phase Springs Eternal) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Gabriel Atkinson, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Chuna-Keerava (woldmord) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker
  • SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
    /datum/objective/protect_object
Beek-Meenus (redguy999) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker
  • SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
    /datum/objective/protect_object
Larry Johnson (woldmord) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Mortimer P. Rick (vincentkallstrom) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Raymond Shaffer (Logioas) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all monkeys.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Emily Cook (WuggyMcWuggy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Revan Tair (RevanDataTair) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Hero Astov (Redztype) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Gabriel Atkinson (MiniMeatwad) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all computers.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Lathius Talram (ScrimbleBungus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Viktor Kirov (VansGharl) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Renee Blaise (Homoshreksual) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Scotch Flash (Polyphony) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power so the AI may acknowledge you at last.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Manuel Gorgonzola (Yarey) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Capture a Geneticist.
    /datum/objective/abductee/capture
Jakob Stone (AlexC06) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Annoying Cunt (PixelShader) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Le Clown (Anola Addictus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Capture a Lawyer.
    /datum/objective/abductee/capture
Tungsten VIII (IncredibleMrJ) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Nebula IV (Holypengin) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Trace Athetos (Macanudoman) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all bars of soap.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Blue Marbo (Superflyrabbi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Arthur Deedo (Erre2) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all lights.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Jeremy Smith (CaptainCamo) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Leonard Mengele (Spencleb) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are pregnant and soon due. Find a safe place to deliver your baby.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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            "name": "Revan Tair",
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            "name": "Hero Astov",
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            "name": "Gabriel Atkinson",
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                    "text": "Steal all computers.",
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            "key": "ScrimbleBungus",
            "name": "Lathius Talram",
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            "key": "VansGharl",
            "name": "Viktor Kirov",
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            "name": "Renee Blaise",
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            "name": "Scotch Flash",
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            "key": "Yarey",
            "name": "Manuel Gorgonzola",
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            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture a Geneticist.",
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            "name": "Jakob Stone",
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                    "text": "Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.",
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            "key": "PixelShader",
            "name": "Annoying Cunt",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!",
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            "key": "Anola Addictus",
            "name": "Le Clown",
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            "objectives": [
                {
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                    "text": "Capture a Lawyer.",
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            "key": "IncredibleMrJ",
            "name": "Tungsten VIII",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
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            "key": "Holypengin",
            "name": "Nebula IV",
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            "key": "Macanudoman",
            "name": "Trace Athetos",
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            "name": "Blue Marbo",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "text": "The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!",
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            "key": "Erre2",
            "name": "Arthur Deedo",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
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                    "text": "Steal all lights.",
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            "key": "CaptainCamo",
            "name": "Jeremy Smith",
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            "key": "Spencleb",
            "name": "Leonard Mengele",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are pregnant and soon due. Find a safe place to deliver your baby.",
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        "date": "2020-04-24 18:27:58.000000",
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