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        "Fuck this, yep, that's right, fuck it. Hello and in this following essay I'm going to explain why this shit fucking sucks. 1. This shit sucks. I've gotten traitor miner 4-5 shifts in a row, and I'm fucking sick of it. 2. I'm probably gonna kill you both, 1 of you out of revenge and the other out of my desire to greentext. Number 3. This place fucking sucks, it's way too big and I'm gonna go play barotrauma. So that's right, fuck this, fuck you, and fuck this station."
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