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        "Head request. Harm is increasing.",
        "I am in awe at the girth of Otto's cakehat.",
        "Please stop harming you fucking animals.",
        "The year is 2527. Only harm remains on Explosive Warehouse Golf. Security lies in shambles, and the heads are hiding in their bunkers. Some say the harm will never end.",
        "And now comms have been destroyed. Centcom please save us.",
        "I cannot even commentate on current events due to the destruction of telecommunications."
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        "date": "2020-03-21 14:20:06.000000",
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