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antagonists

Mike Colsen (SnoopCooper) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Ji Wen, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Destroy Dragonfly, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Harvey Remington (Captain Capitalism) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Smokes-The-Cigars, the Virologist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
D.I.D.N.T.L.A.U.G.H (Jackraxxus) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Removes-Your-Organs, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Removes-Your-Organs (Beevus29100) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Protect D.I.D.N.T.L.A.U.G.H, the AI.
    /datum/objective/protect
Thomas Carrot (JohnPotato) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Protect Gunther Viceroy, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Gunther Viceroy (RandolfTheMeh) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Thomas Carrot, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Dragonfly (Secretlymaybeocelot) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Bobman Bobberton Jr., your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Bobman Bobberton Jr. (InquisitorJohn) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Dragonfly, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Lillie Dickinson (Apocryphon) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Harley Langston, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Harley Langston (Lylsburg) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Protect Lillie Dickinson, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Mike Colsen (SnoopCooper) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Protect Steals-The-Shinies, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Steals-The-Shinies (PressF) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Mike Colsen, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Simon Werner (scrimblebungus) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Protect Smokes-The-Cigars, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Smokes-The-Cigars (ABoxFox) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Simon Werner, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Harvey Remington (Captain Capitalism) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Johnathan Dough, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Johnathan Dough (EkarusRyndren) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Harvey Remington, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Michael Trauf (Antropod) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Protect Matthew Funnyman, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Matthew Funnyman (Epicpatrol2) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Michael Trauf, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Ji Wen (MissingArgumentException) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect U.I.U, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
U.I.U (VonDiech) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Protect Ji Wen, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Keith Atkinson (Meirill) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Robin Rainwater, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Robin Rainwater (Melandor0) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Protect Keith Atkinson, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
revenant (299) (ABoxFox) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant
  • FAIL Absorb 536 points of essence from humans.
    /datum/objective/revenant
  • SUCCESS Cause as much chaos and anger as you can without being killed.
    /datum/objective/revenantFluff

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                    "text": "Assassinate Ji Wen, the Shaft Miner.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/destroy",
                    "text": "Destroy Dragonfly, the experimental AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Captain Capitalism",
            "name": "Harvey Remington",
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            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Smokes-The-Cigars, the Virologist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the nuclear authentication disk.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "Jackraxxus",
            "name": "D.I.D.N.T.L.A.U.G.H",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Removes-Your-Organs, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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            "key": "Beevus29100",
            "name": "Removes-Your-Organs",
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            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect D.I.D.N.T.L.A.U.G.H, the AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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        },
        "5": {
            "key": "JohnPotato",
            "name": "Thomas Carrot",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Gunther Viceroy, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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        "6": {
            "key": "RandolfTheMeh",
            "name": "Gunther Viceroy",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Thomas Carrot, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "7": {
            "key": "Secretlymaybeocelot",
            "name": "Dragonfly",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Bobman Bobberton Jr., your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "8": {
            "key": "InquisitorJohn",
            "name": "Bobman Bobberton Jr.",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Dragonfly, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "9": {
            "key": "Apocryphon",
            "name": "Lillie Dickinson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Harley Langston, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "Lylsburg",
            "name": "Harley Langston",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Lillie Dickinson, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "11": {
            "key": "SnoopCooper",
            "name": "Mike Colsen",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Steals-The-Shinies, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "PressF",
            "name": "Steals-The-Shinies",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Mike Colsen, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "scrimblebungus",
            "name": "Simon Werner",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Smokes-The-Cigars, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "ABoxFox",
            "name": "Smokes-The-Cigars",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Simon Werner, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Captain Capitalism",
            "name": "Harvey Remington",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Johnathan Dough, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "EkarusRyndren",
            "name": "Johnathan Dough",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Harvey Remington, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "Antropod",
            "name": "Michael Trauf",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Matthew Funnyman, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Epicpatrol2",
            "name": "Matthew Funnyman",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Michael Trauf, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "MissingArgumentException",
            "name": "Ji Wen",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect U.I.U, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "VonDiech",
            "name": "U.I.U",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Ji Wen, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Meirill",
            "name": "Keith Atkinson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Robin Rainwater, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "Melandor0",
            "name": "Robin Rainwater",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Keith Atkinson, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "ABoxFox",
            "name": "revenant (299)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/revenant",
            "antagonist_name": "Revenant",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant",
                    "text": "Absorb 536 points of essence from humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenantFluff",
                    "text": "Cause as much chaos and anger as you can without being killed.",
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                }
            ],
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        }
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2020-02-15 14:03:29.000000",
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    },
    "round": 130281,
    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
    "version": 3,
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