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antagonists

Cody Stocker (Nopatap) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Lisette Die Heilige (Dusty_Exaliber) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Mason Bell (ZealousZeke) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS The aliens have been sent by the gods. Preach to the station of their benevolence and glory!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Mason Bell (ZealousZeke) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Capture a Scientist.
    /datum/objective/abductee/capture
Lithia Raytheon (Admiral Wily) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Security has held you back long enough. Secure the independence and freedom of cargo by any means necessary.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Lithia Raytheon (Admiral Wily) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Jacques Maiballes (TheMasterE) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS The clown is your mortal enemy. Destroy him once and for all.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Jacques Maiballes (TheMasterE) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kraven Lockharte (Trexter555) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Alien life is superior to human life and must be spread across the station without regard to human safety. Abductors are the highest form of alien life and must be protected.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Kraven Lockharte (Trexter555) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Red Karson (Sarcomata) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Humans need N20 to live. Flood the station with as much as possible.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Elysius Languida (Jack7D1) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS N20 is good for people. Flood the station with as much as possible.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Red Karson (Sarcomata) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Elysius Languida (Jack7D1) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Checks-Your-Vibes (Zoey_Morin) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Security has held your kind down for too long. Gather your lizard brothers and sisters and rise up against the jackbooted oppressors!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Checks-Your-Vibes (Zoey_Morin) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all red!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint
Ivan Burov (Subdon) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Free Kraven by any means necessary.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Ivan Burov (Subdon) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all yellow!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint
Is-A-Lizard (The unloved rock) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Kraven is innocent! Free him and help him accomplish whatever he needs to do.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Is-A-Lizard (The unloved rock) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Oayen Vlachkovski (Lasers go fweem) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Abductors are the highest form of life and true captains of the station.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Oayen Vlachkovski (Lasers go fweem) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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            "name": "Elysius Languida",
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            "key": "Subdon",
            "name": "Ivan Burov",
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            "key": "Lasers go fweem",
            "name": "Oayen Vlachkovski",
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