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antagonists

Bwoink Man (Apollo Brando) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the hypospray.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent Dick Kickem, the Chemist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Austan Hoff (Cheesel) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the hypospray.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent Dick Kickem, the Chemist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jack Breeg (ThatOneThere) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Calvinia Christmas, the Chemist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sven-Sascha Von Sachsen-Oberlippe (TarlockGod) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Calvinia Christmas, the Chemist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Wesley Hook (gumdisease) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Arathian Kebabopoulos (Arathian) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
CJ AJ (Cocothegog0) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Travis Touchdown (AnimeciDuracell) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Security are corrupt idiots. They destroy and destroy and destroy! Free all prisoners by any means! Oppose security whenever you can!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Travis Touchdown (AnimeciDuracell) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Smokes-Weed-Every-Day (Adamkad1) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Killer tomatoes are your babies! Make as many as you can! Spread them all over the station! People will oppose you, fight back for your survival and keep spreading them!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Smokes-Weed-Every-Day (Adamkad1) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all blue!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint
Calvinia Christmas (Omni44) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in three word sentences.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Chance Isaman (DrHox) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Karel Moreels (OminousGrace) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You are the new unabomber! Destroy the shuttle when it arrives! Kill as many as you can in it! Blow it! Maxcap it if you can!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Karel Moreels (OminousGrace) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Crush Petrov (Brdfklm) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Aliens are our friends! They just want our own good! We mustn't waste the gifts they give us so freely! Prevent any surgery to remove alien organs. Help save the station!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Crush Petrov (Brdfklm) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name. Be sure to correct them whenever possible.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Nilla Steele (Pepsiman0) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Blow up the shuttle! Destroy it! maxcap it It must be destroyed by any means! Kill as many as you can on it!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Nilla Steele (Pepsiman0) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Axel Rhubarb (Raven Diesel) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Oh god oh fuck oh god the shuttle is gonna blow up!!! Warn as many people as you can! You must stop it! You must help them!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Axel Rhubarb (Raven Diesel) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all black!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint
Sven-Sascha Von Sachsen-Oberlippe (TarlockGod) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Aliens...idiots...fuck that shit! Medbay is closed. Tell everyone to fuck off and throw them out if they don't obey.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Sven-Sascha Von Sachsen-Oberlippe (TarlockGod) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in haiku.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Alex Black (Sifaus) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Oh my god! Spiders are soooo cute! And some even attack them! The bastards! Protect the spiderfriends in any way you can and stop anyone attacking them!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Alex Black (Sifaus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 3, they don't exist.
    /datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber
Nina Blue Hive (Istoprocent) as The Lone Operative /datum/antagonist/nukeop/lone
  • SUCCESS Destroy the station with a nuclear device.
    /datum/objective/nuclear

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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Calvinia Christmas, the Chemist.",
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            "name": "Wesley Hook",
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            "key": "Arathian",
            "name": "Arathian Kebabopoulos",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                "name": "Mothership Alpha",
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            "key": "Cocothegog0",
            "name": "CJ AJ",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
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            "key": "AnimeciDuracell",
            "name": "Travis Touchdown",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Security are corrupt idiots. They destroy and destroy and destroy! Free all prisoners by any means! Oppose security whenever you can!",
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            "key": "AnimeciDuracell",
            "name": "Travis Touchdown",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Adamkad1",
            "name": "Smokes-Weed-Every-Day",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Killer tomatoes are your babies! Make as many as you can! Spread them all over the station! People will oppose you, fight back for your survival and keep spreading them!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Adamkad1",
            "name": "Smokes-Weed-Every-Day",
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            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all blue!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Omni44",
            "name": "Calvinia Christmas",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in three word sentences.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "DrHox",
            "name": "Chance Isaman",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "OminousGrace",
            "name": "Karel Moreels",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are the new unabomber! Destroy the shuttle when it arrives! Kill as many as you can in it! Blow it! Maxcap it if you can!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "OminousGrace",
            "name": "Karel Moreels",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Brdfklm",
            "name": "Crush Petrov",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Aliens are our friends! They just want our own good! We mustn't waste the gifts they give us so freely! Prevent any surgery to remove alien organs. Help save the station!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Brdfklm",
            "name": "Crush Petrov",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name.  Be sure to correct them whenever possible.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Pepsiman0",
            "name": "Nilla Steele",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Blow up the shuttle! Destroy it! maxcap it It must be destroyed by any means! Kill as many as you can on it!",
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            "key": "Pepsiman0",
            "name": "Nilla Steele",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "Raven Diesel",
            "name": "Axel Rhubarb",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Oh god oh fuck oh god the shuttle is gonna blow up!!! Warn as many people as you can! You must stop it! You must help them!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Raven Diesel",
            "name": "Axel Rhubarb",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all black!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "TarlockGod",
            "name": "Sven-Sascha Von Sachsen-Oberlippe",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Aliens...idiots...fuck that shit! Medbay is closed. Tell everyone to fuck off and throw them out if they don't obey.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "TarlockGod",
            "name": "Sven-Sascha Von Sachsen-Oberlippe",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in haiku.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "Sifaus",
            "name": "Alex Black",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Oh my god! Spiders are soooo cute! And some even attack them! The bastards! Protect the spiderfriends in any way you can and stop anyone attacking them!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "25": {
            "key": "Sifaus",
            "name": "Alex Black",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/forbiddennumber",
                    "text": "Ignore anything in a set of 3, they don't exist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "26": {
            "key": "Istoprocent",
            "name": "Nina Blue Hive",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nukeop\/lone",
            "antagonist_name": "Lone Operative",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nuclear",
                    "text": "Destroy the station with a nuclear device.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/nuclear",
                "name": "team",
                "id": 4
            }
        }
    },
    "parser": null,
    "id": 4001519,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2020-01-10 22:21:13.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 127875,
    "key": "antagonists",
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