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                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Chaotic Neutral, the Mime.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Tollir Alfson, the Lawyer, from escaping alive.",
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                },
                {
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                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor.",
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                },
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                    "text": "Assassinate Chaotic Neutral, the Mime.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Tollir Alfson, the Lawyer, from escaping alive.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Chaotic Neutral, the Mime.",
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                    "text": "Prevent Tollir Alfson, the Lawyer, from escaping alive.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Tam Lin, the Assistant.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Silences-the-liberals, the Cook.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Tam Lin, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
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                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Sunwatcher, the Assistant.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Mylee Mason, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.",
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            "key": "That Engineer",
            "name": "Michael KryoCo",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb_changeling",
                    "text": "Absorb another Changeling.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Jonas J.J. Jones, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jonas J.J. Jones, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Tmtmtl30",
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                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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            "key": "The_Silver_Nuke",
            "name": "Kaitlyn Fleming",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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                "name": "Mothership Theta",
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            "key": "Trexter555",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in rhyme.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        },
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            "key": "Rorrecros",
            "name": "Larry Stainforth",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all green!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "Epicpatrol2",
            "name": "Matthew Funnyman",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in sound effects.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "Leif.Nobody",
            "name": "Tollir Alfson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "Nodewire",
            "name": "Jimmy Evans",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "Ten_of_Spades",
            "name": "Eliza Shaw",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "DragonTank",
            "name": "George Villiam",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "ThaaankYou",
            "name": "Hip 'Just A Flip Of The Tip' Dipp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Enansal",
            "name": "Rayner Beail",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Ensure your department prospers over all else.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "John_Pootis",
            "name": "Hon Gibbson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all red!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "Galdar02",
            "name": "Overmind of Blobbiness",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "unevenprankster",
            "name": "Silas Owens",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nightmare",
            "antagonist_name": "Nightmare",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "That Engineer",
            "name": "Michael KryoCo",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "KanjiDX",
            "name": "Aten XG",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "Coconutwarrior97",
            "name": "Landon Adams",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2019-12-24 00:21:27.000000",
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        "timezone": "UTC"
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    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
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