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        "Pirates are too spooky.   Also det is a bitchas motherfu-",
        "Clown Ruined Everything",
        "Massive EMP broke everything",
        "Station unpowered. AI ignoring human orders. CENTCOM, do not heed recall orders. We need evac.",
        "CENTCOM this is CMO. Captain was deposed by our AI and murdered. The situation is unchanged. We need evac. Send the shuttle and do not recall.",
        "GET ME OUT OF HERE",
        "AI confirmed rogue by CE. Many of my department are dead. Captain murdered. We need evac, stop listening to recalls.",
        "Gas the shuttles evac now."
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