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        "No, seriously, VOTE NO ON TESLOOSE IN CORGO.",
        "We are all going to die to a tesloose",
        "Satellite has run out of power",
        "2 vs 1, it's being called",
        "Only the HoS objects to the shuttle being called",
        "Stop breaking this station",
        "I HAVE A FUCKING DENT IN MY SKULL"
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        "date": "2019-10-11 12:46:20.000000",
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