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        "fuck this AI",
        "Plasma fires, N20 flooding, probably a lot of damage from meteors, half the station has guns and AA and the AI has been purged like 6 times. I think we should probably leave.",
        "If u recall u has the massive gay",
        "Keter is a big gay and meteors and stuff I dunno",
        "hey its ya boy keter, i had another board but i'm done tormeting you, that's Cthulhu's job"
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        "date": "2019-09-21 21:01:08.000000",
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