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        "I be makin a judgment call on this one, crew. Departments be gettin destroyed. Humans be gettin harmed. It be high time for you lot to get the fuck outta here.",
        "Now don't you be recallin this again, tis for your own good.",
        "Ye be leavin this station, ye scurvy dog. Also, be watchin out for nightmares.",
        "Yarr, I will find you, ye scurvy dog."
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