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antagonists

Larry Spankenhiemer (Man_Shroom) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Cecilia Lucy (Lucaszecron) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Emma Skub (Py01) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Lord Adamantine (Randy savager) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Dizzy Willy (SugarBone) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Tracey Keener (Imsxz) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Dizzy Willy, the Clown.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Ryanny Scripter (Ryanny) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Prevent Wes, the Mime, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Silas Mason (Flipflopity) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Carter Lowe (Utter) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Justin Owen, the Geneticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Tony Bologna, the Botanist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Frank Koch (Megarop) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Josiah Wright, the Chaplain.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Aries KA (Onirim) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Cat Marshall, the Cook.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Space Tornado (jerryderpington) as The Tornado /datum/antagonist/custom
  • FAIL *angry wind noises*
    /datum/objective/custom
Cody Wentzel (Man_Shroom) as The Nightmare /datum/antagonist/nightmare

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                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.",
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                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
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            "key": "Py01",
            "name": "Emma Skub",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
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                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Randy savager",
            "name": "Lord Adamantine",
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                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
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                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "SugarBone",
            "name": "Dizzy Willy",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Imsxz",
            "name": "Tracey Keener",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Dizzy Willy, the Clown.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Ryanny",
            "name": "Ryanny Scripter",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Wes, the Mime, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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        "8": {
            "key": "Flipflopity",
            "name": "Silas Mason",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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            "key": "Utter",
            "name": "Carter Lowe",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Justin Owen, the Geneticist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Tony Bologna, the Botanist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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        "10": {
            "key": "Megarop",
            "name": "Frank Koch",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Josiah Wright, the Chaplain.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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        "11": {
            "key": "Onirim",
            "name": "Aries KA",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Cat Marshall, the Cook.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "jerryderpington",
            "name": "Space Tornado",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/custom",
            "antagonist_name": "Tornado",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "*angry wind noises*",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "Man_Shroom",
            "name": "Cody Wentzel",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nightmare",
            "antagonist_name": "Nightmare",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": []
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        "date": "2019-06-03 00:20:19.000000",
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    "round": 109765,
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