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        "Clown harm detected. Security measures undertaken.",
        "AI ROGUE PLASMA FLOOD!!",
        "AI ROGUE!!!!!",
        "It burns, also borgs are rogue",
        "So what, shit is still burning. Evac to avoid human harm",
        "Station is burning,",
        "Station got buttfucked by a ball fondler giving the AI asimov. Also catgirls exist on this station but that's besides the point of SHIT BEING FUCKED"
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        "date": "2019-05-20 18:28:30.000000",
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