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antagonists

Denholm Harrison (Arrow2435) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Xenon CXXXV, the Chemist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Dr. Vud Doo (SirensLure) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Red Roamer, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Amaya Strange (XivilaiAnaxes) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Red Roamer, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
States-The-Obvious (coleminerman) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Prevent Dr. Vud Doo, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/hijack
Edward Kelley (Scivir) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Download 32 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • SUCCESS Prevent Gil Taintslip, the Cook, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Mina Nisumari (Kenteko) as The Devil /datum/antagonist/devil
Mends-The-Scales's best friend (kallen1) as The Antagonist /datum/antagonist/custom
Danny Deos (Cymbus) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches. Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/greed
Titanium Golem (83) (stewydeadmike) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches. Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/greed
Adamantine Golem (500) (grellion) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches. Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/greed
imp (577) (scivir) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (952) (Garth Radar) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (808) (Eaglendia) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (53) (Qydra) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (46) (HorzBor) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (381) (Taylork2) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (825) (Incoming) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
Dr. Vud Doo (SirensLure) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/wrath
imp (379) (Pointlesswaste3) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
Phyuck Yiu (Ihatejews) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You are the BEST thing on the station. Make sure everyone knows it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/pride
Chris Harding (Sumguy62) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You just get tired randomly. Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/sloth
Bryan Fist (TavrisTheCat) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training
    /datum/objective/sintouched/envy
Michelle Lao (CloudJhi) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You are the BEST thing on the station. Make sure everyone knows it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/pride
Clinton Richards (MrMatrixMan) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You are the BEST thing on the station. Make sure everyone knows it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/pride
Aaron Browne (TheNoodle14) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training
    /datum/objective/sintouched/envy
Fink McGurn (Johnnyrottencrotch) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares? Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/acedia
imp (479) (Carshalash) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (872) (Pointlesswaste3) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (188) (Cymbus) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
Amaya Strange (XivilaiAnaxes) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You just get tired randomly. Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/sloth
Tyber Riers (Virtual John) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares? Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/acedia
Bort Bortinson (Frankthestank) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You just get tired randomly. Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/sloth
Denholm Harrison (Arrow2435) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training
    /datum/objective/sintouched/envy
Fig Newton (Jay-Zero) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/wrath
Netapatuu-Gah (Dummy_Ferret) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares? Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/acedia
Hayden Fiddler (Napalm985) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You just get tired randomly. Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/sloth
Billy Mays (Billy Hays) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You are the BEST thing on the station. Make sure everyone knows it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/pride
Heliomata Separata (TripleZeta) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training
    /datum/objective/sintouched/envy
imp (714) (Eaglendia) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
Chen Yakumo (Yakumo Chen) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You just get tired randomly. Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/sloth
Troy Thomas (Nortor) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches. Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/greed
imp (972) (Taylork2) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (480) (Pointlesswaste3) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
Jack Sheets (ThinkerWhov) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Everything is so delicious. Go eat everything.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/gluttony
Juri Harrow (Janak0) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS You are the BEST thing on the station. Make sure everyone knows it.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/pride
Xenon CXXXV (Onirim) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS Everything is so delicious. Go eat everything.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/gluttony
imp (701) (Incoming) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (12) (Sumguy62) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (586) (MrMatrixMan) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
Caleb Osterwise (billfred) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched
  • SUCCESS What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.
    /datum/objective/sintouched/wrath
imp (281) (Arrow2435) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (531) (Taylork2) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (566) (Cymbus) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (665) (Arrow2435) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (764) (Yakumo Chen) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
imp (495) (Superslay5203) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp
  • FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
    /datum/objective
Mends-The-Scales's best friend (nortor) as The Antagonist /datum/antagonist/custom

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                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack.",
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            "name": "Edward Kelley",
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                    "text": "Download 32 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Gil Taintslip, the Cook, from escaping alive.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/greed",
                    "text": "You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches.  Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "name": "imp (952)",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "team": []
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "key": "HorzBor",
            "name": "imp (46)",
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            "name": "imp (381)",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "SirensLure",
            "name": "Dr. Vud Doo",
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            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/wrath",
                    "text": "What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "Pointlesswaste3",
            "name": "imp (379)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/imp",
            "antagonist_name": "Imp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Ihatejews",
            "name": "Phyuck Yiu",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sintouched",
            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/pride",
                    "text": "You are the BEST thing on the station.  Make sure everyone knows it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Sumguy62",
            "name": "Chris Harding",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sintouched",
            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/sloth",
                    "text": "You just get tired randomly.  Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "TavrisTheCat",
            "name": "Bryan Fist",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sintouched",
            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/envy",
                    "text": "Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "CloudJhi",
            "name": "Michelle Lao",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sintouched",
            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/pride",
                    "text": "You are the BEST thing on the station.  Make sure everyone knows it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "MrMatrixMan",
            "name": "Clinton Richards",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sintouched",
            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/pride",
                    "text": "You are the BEST thing on the station.  Make sure everyone knows it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "25": {
            "key": "TheNoodle14",
            "name": "Aaron Browne",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sintouched",
            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/envy",
                    "text": "Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "26": {
            "key": "Johnnyrottencrotch",
            "name": "Fink McGurn",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sintouched",
            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/acedia",
                    "text": "Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares?  Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "27": {
            "key": "Carshalash",
            "name": "imp (479)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/imp",
            "antagonist_name": "Imp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/gluttony",
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            "key": "Janak0",
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            "key": "MrMatrixMan",
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        "date": "2019-04-28 04:57:01.000000",
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