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            "key": "Lett1",
            "name": "Butch Hardie",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Nat Najarian, the Research Director, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the hypospray.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "2": {
            "key": "Jerry Derpington",
            "name": "Waldo",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 9.40189e+008 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/debrain",
                    "text": "Steal the brain of Waldo, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Waldo, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Waldo, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Waldo, the Assistant, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 420 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/destroy",
                    "text": "Destroy Windows 9, the experimental AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nuclear",
                    "text": "Destroy the station with a nuclear device.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Summon the Geometer, Nar'sie.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "TheZinc",
            "name": "Barid Simmons",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Thomas Papillon, the Scientist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "4": {
            "key": "Chickenboy10",
            "name": "Brian Rahl",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 28 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a reflector vest.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "SunoPerson",
            "name": "Oxygen XI",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Tau",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "Resistor",
            "name": "Emma O'Sullivan",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Psi",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "Enzarel",
            "name": "Matthias Wood",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are a nugget. You can only scream about how much you enjoy being a nugget. Everybody must know you LOVE being a nugget",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Always follow Slade Gudrics orders and never let him be hurt",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "Enzarel",
            "name": "Matthias Wood",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "TheZinc",
            "name": "Barid Simmons",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You have an insatiable craving for the flesh of the living. Use the meat of the first crewmember you see, and prepare a delicious feast.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "TheZinc",
            "name": "Barid Simmons",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Total_Epicness5",
            "name": "Scott Bradely",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "By day you are a mild-mannered barkeep. By space-night, a hero! Dress up in a costume and capture the evildoers of the station, making sure no one knows your true identity.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "Total_Epicness5",
            "name": "Scott Bradely",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "Tetr4",
            "name": "Tet O'Weenie",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "Desayunar",
            "name": "Nat Najarian",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all in rainbows!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "Mey Ha Zah",
            "name": "Honky The Dragon",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are an alien! Kidnap random people and perform unspeakable medical "experiments" on them.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "Mey Ha Zah",
            "name": "Honky The Dragon",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture a Chemist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "Gaydadzhiev",
            "name": "Vyctor Orben",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are a syndicate sleeper agent, sent to assasinate the captain. Kill them, in as entertaining a fashion as you can manage. Good luck, agent!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Gaydadzhiev",
            "name": "Vyctor Orben",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "Critscreen2",
            "name": "Lucy Blackburn",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "Dagum",
            "name": "Grandpa Rifler",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are a collector of rare and priceless things. Hoard as many things on the station that are one-of-a-kind, stealing them if necessary.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Dagum",
            "name": "Grandpa Rifler",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "Krain7k",
            "name": "Adam Bright",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Everyone else in the science department is an alien! Expose them for who they really are!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "Krain7k",
            "name": "Adam Bright",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all black!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "MrPootis22",
            "name": "Armitage Price",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Brian Rahl is your Master, Do not let him come to harm and follow his every order",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "25": {
            "key": "Mr C0urier",
            "name": "Adam Ulysses",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are an abductor. You may NEVER harm an abductor. And must follow orders from mothership tau scientist. You must kidnap people and bring them to the bathrooms.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "26": {
            "key": "Mr C0urier",
            "name": "Adam Ulysses",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all organs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "27": {
            "key": "Murazor",
            "name": "Sean Isaman",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are an alien agent! Obey all commands given by the mothership.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "28": {
            "key": "Omenoftheundead",
            "name": "Kyler Riggle",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Simon Faw while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo with Simon Faw while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Simon Faw 4 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Simon Faw, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "29": {
            "key": "Omenoftheundead",
            "name": "Kyler Riggle",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Brian Rahl is your master, Follow his every order and do not let him come to harm",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "30": {
            "key": "Fikou",
            "name": "Thomas Papillon",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are an abductor. You must listen to Mothership Tau Scientist. You may not hurt an abductor. You must also turn into a human and stand in the batrooms while informing the abductors it is done",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Brian Rahl is your master, Follow his every order and do not let him come to harm",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "31": {
            "key": "TrueWOPR",
            "name": "Viktor Pym",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Obey all commands given by Sean Isaman.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "32": {
            "key": "Rumiluntti",
            "name": "Damon Ivanov",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 23 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "33": {
            "key": "TrueWOPR",
            "name": "Viktor Pym",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/calling",
                    "text": "You know that Bahlok has perished. Hold a seance to call it from the spirit realm.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "34": {
            "key": "Jerry Derpington",
            "name": "Waldo",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "35": {
            "key": "Mousefox13",
            "name": "Caroline Lauffer",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture a Station Engineer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "36": {
            "key": "TheTrashMann",
            "name": "William Birkin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 25 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate James Trashcan, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "37": {
            "key": "MistaCritz",
            "name": "Diane DeDuccia",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "38": {
            "key": "MadmanTheold",
            "name": "Wesley Draudy",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "39": {
            "key": "Insane Katrina",
            "name": "Katrina Ostward",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Peaches Patera, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Caroline Lauffer, the Assistant, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "40": {
            "key": "Rumiluntti",
            "name": "Damon Ivanov",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Brian Rahl is your master, Follow his every order and do not let him come to harm",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "41": {
            "key": "JerrrySeinfeld",
            "name": "Richard Cheese",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Kill kill kill. Kill everyone in sight. Break windows. Do whatever it takes to kill them",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "42": {
            "key": "JerrrySeinfeld",
            "name": "Richard Cheese",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
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            "key": "ZombiLoin",
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                    "text": "Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.",
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        "date": "2019-03-18 19:44:02.000000",
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