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antagonists

John Wiegner (Mechafury) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Lexia Black, the Roboticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sam Vader (SailorDave) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Lexia Black, the Roboticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Valta Anda (Jmannon00b1) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Sheri Ruiz, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Hanna Tireman (Twaticus) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Sheri Ruiz, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Technetium XXIV (Shoonman) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Sheri Ruiz, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Waldric Travis (TeoUltika) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the hypospray.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jonathan Claudio (Sirguiad) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/hijack
Ronaldo Arpazzio (MrsIncredible) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Kane Mingle, the Quartermaster.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/hijack
Lexia Black (Imsxz) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Kane Mingle, the Quartermaster.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Phillip Miller (Iforgotmypass) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Braig Soren, the Chief Medical Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Hanna Tireman, the Station Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sheri Ruiz (Cynic716) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the hypospray.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Sam Vader, the Virologist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Miguel Fernandez (HeavyWeather) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed
  • SUCCESS Hug Fanny Smith 5 times while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/hug
  • SUCCESS Murder Kevin Parker, Fanny Smith's coworker.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
  • FAIL Take a photo with Fanny Smith while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/polaroid
  • FAIL Murder Fanny Smith, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed

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                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Lexia Black, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
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                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "text": "Assassinate Lexia Black, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "name": "Valta Anda",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal an unused sample of slime extract.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Sheri Ruiz, the Shaft Miner.",
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                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Twaticus",
            "name": "Hanna Tireman",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
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                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "text": "Steal an unused sample of slime extract.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Sheri Ruiz, the Shaft Miner.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
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            "key": "Shoonman",
            "name": "Technetium XXIV",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal an unused sample of slime extract.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Sheri Ruiz, the Shaft Miner.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "TeoUltika",
            "name": "Waldric Travis",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the hypospray.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Sirguiad",
            "name": "Jonathan Claudio",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "key": "MrsIncredible",
            "name": "Ronaldo Arpazzio",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Kane Mingle, the Quartermaster.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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        "9": {
            "key": "Imsxz",
            "name": "Lexia Black",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Kane Mingle, the Quartermaster.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "Iforgotmypass",
            "name": "Phillip Miller",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Braig Soren, the Chief Medical Officer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Hanna Tireman, the Station Engineer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Cynic716",
            "name": "Sheri Ruiz",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the hypospray.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Sam Vader, the Virologist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "HeavyWeather",
            "name": "Miguel Fernandez",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Fanny Smith 5 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous",
                    "text": "Murder Kevin Parker, Fanny Smith's coworker.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo with Fanny Smith while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Fanny Smith, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
    },
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    "id": 2845561,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2019-03-07 20:38:40.000000",
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    "round": 103149,
    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
    "version": 3,
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