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        "SM is still delamming fast somehow. 35% last I checked. We'll recall if it doesn't explode.",
        "This is Steeler DeWinter speaking. I believe the Captain has been murdered, and I am staring at what is left of him in the Captain's chair here on the bridge. Most of the secure-acess airlocks are opened, greytiders are lynching people left and right, and Security has lost control. The bridge has been penetrated, and weapons are being stolen from multiple sources. As such, I am forced to act on my Captain's behalf, and call the shuttle. God speed."
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        "date": "2019-03-07 02:11:13.000000",
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