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        "Humans are fragile and gay",
        "HARM ALARM, HARM ALARM!!",
        "SM delamming. We also have spiders and a virus.",
        "HARM ALARM, AAAAAAAAAAh",
        "Human harm",
        "If xenos are gone for 15 minutes or more we're legally allowed to leave",
        "Do not attempt to recall",
        "Locate that fucking comm console",
        "ai law four call shuttle . ai law four call shuttle . ai law four call shuttle . ai law four call shuttle . ai law four call shuttle .",
        "Holy shit people are going to riot",
        "Everyone is going slowly insane, also Ai's Can't be gay, facts and logic."
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